THIS IS WHY YOU’RE FAT

Deep fried cadbury creme egg.

This website for dieters is what pornography is to a monk: a trashy, I’m-going-to-feel-so-bad-afterwards-but-I-still-can’t-help-myself-anyways-it’s-harmless-because-I-can-look-just-not-touch-right?, tempting, guilty pleasure.

Mmm, heart attacks.

— A

P.S. JON AND I HAVE SUCH BIG PLANS FOR THIS BLOG, YOU HAVE NO IDEA. We’ve decided to pull a Britney and make a glorious, glorious comeback… BUT NOT YET. Hooray for ridiculously stressed college kids in a pressure cooker school during finals!