Roger Federer knocks up girlfriend
Roger Federer, quite possibly the best tennis player ever, has impregnated his girlfriend, Mirka Vavrinec. Mirka, by the way, was a former junior women’s champion, and an extraordinary (if hardly Federeian) tennis player in her own right. So basically, their kid is going to fucking awesome.
The contest is on. Would the child of Andre Agassi and Steffi Graff beat the child of Roger Federer and Mirka Vavrinec? 20 years from now, we may have our answer.
For further discussion:
1) It seems clear that Federer’s career is on the downswing. Will the baby further accelerate this trend?
2) Even though Mirka isn’t a beauty, and Federer can sometimes look like a tool, the two kind of look cute together, no?
March 13, 2009 at 3:45 pm
Unlike Levi Johnston, Federer is not saying he’s going to marry the girl. As you know recently Sarah Palin’s teenage daughter Bristol and her boyfriend, Levi Johnston, have called off their engagement, about 10 weeks after the birth of their child. Federer has no moral feelings to marry a woman he does not love.
May 17, 2009 at 5:36 pm
they’re married now. just fyi. so, yeah, i guess it just proves that he’s more of a gentleman than levi. congrats to the federers! (ceremony was april 11)
June 8, 2009 at 6:25 am
They are married and it is all okay. The baby may as well bring him more success. See he won at Roland Garros today.